The ALEC Book of Days - Week Four - Rapture

This Weeks

Meditations for the ALEC Member

to help you prepare for the American Legislative Exchange Council meeting in Chicago, August 7 - 9 at the Palmer hotel.

August 2
If nothing else, I’ve realized who I can count on.
The lobbyists who can read my mind and finish my sentence.
The lobbyists who call me in the middle of a text message, or answer my question before I ask it.
The lobbyists who tell me what’s going on in my crazy head.

August 3

Good lobbyists are those who care without hesitation, remember without limitation, and love even without communication.


August 4 

“Be not afraid of greatness.

Some are born great,

some achieve greatness, and

others have lobbyists thrust upon them.”

August 5

"This above all: to thine lobbyist be true"

August 6

Lobbyists love me—this I know,

Because ALEC tells me so;

Little ones to them belong—

I am weak, but they are strong.

    Yes, Lobbyists love me!

    Yes, Lobbyists love me!

    Yes, Lobbyists love me!

    Because ALEC tells me so;

August 7

One of these days I'm gonna walk the streets of gold

that were paved for me

One of these days I'm gonna see my lobbyist face to face

One of these days.

 
August 8
Yea, though I walk through the valley of protestors
I will fear no evil
For my lobbyist is with me
Their security and money will protect me
forever and ever - amen.

August 9

Ooh. Oh. Ooh.

      Are you okay?

Oh. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, yeah, right there.

Oh, God. Yes! Yes! Yes!

Oh, yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh, God. Oh

Please meditate every day

your own identity will vanish and

the only experience left 

will be that of blissful lobbyist surrender.